You Know you're married to Jeni Wilder when .........
1. When your closet is overflowing with sequined and glittery shoes - also known as Jesus sandals.
2. When your driveway begins to look like a Toyota dealership.
3. When you're the only guy in your platoon that knows what a caboodle and a scruchie are.
4. When you think your wife has disappeared but really she is just hidden under the mountains of pillows on your bed.
5. When the smell of nail-polish reminds you of home.
6. When she starts to identify everyone she meets with a paint chip in her purse.
7. When a romantic meal consists of Top Ramen and flavored water.
8. When you spend more time in the ER with your wife's sports injuries than in PT.
9. When your biggest competition is Channing Tatum.
10. When your wife is the funniest, most loving big hearted person you will ever meet.



1 comment:
Thanks for sharing those photos. Looks like such a fun weekend! The toast was great, nice work girls!
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